Top definition. The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior. John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them. To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed. Dick-off unknown. A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
The solution to all of these is diversity. Change your speed, your grip, your preferred stimulation, use your imagination sometimes, edge sometimes…whatever works for you. After a while, you can become reliant on it. Failure with women becomes ok because you can still go home and jerk off. Anything in excess is bad.
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